What do people think when they’re taking pictures of themselves naked? Guy: hm, my dick looks kinda cute here. Girl: My boobs look like soft pillows, so cute.

Heard you like guys with muscles.

Heard you like guys with muscles.

owlmylove:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

owlmylove:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

capsher:

half-blood-precious:

Can we all take a moment to pray for Ironman’s suit in 1978 😂

dont you mean super dildo

capsher:

half-blood-precious:

Can we all take a moment to pray for Ironman’s suit in 1978 😂

dont you mean super dildo

samuelphurley:

Found this guy in my Fuji Film archives. Austin Stevens would be proud.

samuelphurley:

Found this guy in my Fuji Film archives. Austin Stevens would be proud.